This seriously got me high off paint fumes.

2011-03-07T04:42:00.000-08:00

DISCLAIMER: Even though huffing MAKES YOUR FRIENDS THINK YOU ARE COOL do not attempt. It's simply TOO AWESOME for you to handle.

My Lil Reverse Cowgirl

2011-03-03T04:25:00.000-08:00

I'm bored and not feeling very imaginative.

2011-03-01T18:58:00.000-08:00

Portrait: Edward Borho

2011-02-24T05:25:00.001-08:00

Dick Drive-Thru

2011-02-22T10:56:00.000-08:00

Tiger Penis

2011-02-19T05:24:00.000-08:00

I was at work when my mind drifted to this show I was watching on Animal Planet.

This male lion saw this sweet female lion, and decided to make his move. One thing lead to another, (you know how it goes) and before you know it he's balls deep in a wall of meat, hair, teeth, and claws.

Pretty good day so far for a lion on the prowl.

Then the male lion's day takes a turn for the worse, when the local H.N.I.C shows up and sees this upstart mid-pump on his lady lion.

Worst part is this lion's got his tool stuck inside and can't escape without ripping his johnson off.

Then I think that lions and tigers are probably about the same as far as having cat-sex is concerned, and it makes me understand why the Chinese eat tiger penis. Because if you're ten pumps in, and can still maintain an erection when a charging tiger is upon you... man.

the ham page

This seriously got me high off paint fumes.

My Lil Reverse Cowgirl

I'm bored and not feeling very imaginative.

Portrait: Edward Borho

Dick Drive-Thru

Tiger Penis